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queenmeilee:

when someone compliments you

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(Source: meileeing)

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candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest)

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katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

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auto-destructeur:

i wish i was skinny enough to wear leather jackets and short jean shorts and short skirts with ripped leggings and boots and look sexy as hell and then come home and drink hot chocolate while wearing an oversized sweater and cute fuzzy socks without feeling like fucking shrek okay

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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat)

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  • child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
  • me: You lose your baby teeth
  • child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
  • me: they fall out
  • child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
  • me:
  • child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: you keep the same eyes all your life
  • child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
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    avatarskorra:

    jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64

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    rlmjob:

    when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

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  • things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
  • things we love as adults: being spanked and naps
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    3liza:

    fuckyoustreetharassment:

    Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh

    proper procedure

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    perspectave:

    how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

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    I want to _____ you.

    eye4aye:

    uncaging-the-chaos:

    reblog and see what your followers say

    Interesting..

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    I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

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